Boy Steals Car to Avoid Church

   Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but like slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart. Serve wholeheartedly, as if you were serving the Lord, not men, because you know that the Lord will reward everyone for whatever good he does, whether he is slave or free.
The Bible
Ephesians 6:5-8

   If religion is a natural and intrinsic part of a sapient's way of thinking (which I don't believe, by the way, but I'm often told by the pro-religion camp that it is), it's another reason to hope we never meet an extraterrestrial, space-faring species. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't believe in Jesus, Mohammed, Vishnu, or Xenu. And all I need is space missionaries knocking on my door on Saturday mornings.
PZ Myers
Pharyngula