Alberto Cutie

Another priest has been 'outed' as human by the Catholic Church after he committed the unpardonable sin of being photographed in the arms of a woman. God forbid (literally) that he should have enjoyed it.

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed him lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

At least I know there will be plenty of holy men in Hell when I get there, and they won't be mooching off my beer supply. Then again, I hoped they wouldn't steal my women either, but there goes that theory.

Cutie offered an 'apology' on his website:

Before God - full of love and mercy - I ask for the forgiveness of those who may be hurt or saddened by my actions. Since I entered the seminary at the age of 18, the priesthood has brought me great joy. The commitment that I made to serve God will remain intact. I am grateful for the love and support I have received today from so many in our community, especially my parishioners and the supporters of the radio stations who have demonstrated great compassion and understanding toward me as a human being. I ask for your continued prayers and support.

What kind of sick group of people must he hang out with that force him to make this apology for his 'crime'? Oh, right, the Catholic Church. There are few more demented and sadistic organizations in the world. Father Oprah, come over to the dark side where we won't make you apologize for being human.